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Log for [NSFW]卡多就是正義

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[新聞] 岳父母提「客家習俗」！買房登記女方　他
http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/gossiping/M.1603324992.A.3B1.html

卡多有這種習俗嗎

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幻想文

我只知道岳父岳母的房子以後也是我的

一名男網友表示，他的外甥近期要結婚

看到這一段你就可以離開了

我的朋友同事親戚

連外甥都有

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我是覺得你要結婚就不要在乎東西是誰的

如果要在乎東西是誰的名下那就不要結婚

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiz7wOv5UHo&ab_channel=aitorleal

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到底在爬殺悔

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童年神作

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沒…玩…過…

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童年呢

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藏在偉大的航道

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猛耶變3D戰鬥

以前只能前進後退跟上下搖擺

比三國志好玩！沒玩過快去玩

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最強招式

天地無用

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油1又跌

乾感覺有點..

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超兇

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打一打打到要變戰神了

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刷

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約了拉

這樣就對了阿

真田長大了

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傻眼

上

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能講電話就是語調攻略

用聲音征服她

臉不是我的菜

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87

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媽的還挑勒

都長這樣了還挑

雖然還需要驗證個性

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但是拜託你馬好

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40歲還在挑

不是你的菜幹

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是不是低於林志玲的都是屎

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那你沒得挑了

快去尻尻一發洗洗睡

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反正你沒救了這個換矮子上早就攻略完成還像你摸摸雞雞

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不是你的菜還在浪費人家時間

這個線都放出來了還多放給你結果你自己把她剪斷

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不要浪費她的人生好嗎

趕快放掉了

滿滿認識啊

才聊第二天

滿滿認識但是我相信只有半個女人符合你想要的資格

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=重新投胎

要馬長相不行要嘛嫌棄人家背景

你現在還挑過啥東西

沒挑

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你都說不是你的菜了還說沒挑

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睜眼說瞎話

也沒說不好啊！

有真實照片嗎請PO來謝謝

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看你到底挑她啥東西

真田是不是勃起了

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幹你眼幹喔

這樣了還挑

有奶臉又不難看

沒說不聊啊

加line了

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但是你嫌棄她不是你的長相菜

幾歲謝謝

跟你說過你這年紀的戀愛

跟年輕人已經不一樣了

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你這年紀的都是講求速度

很快就見面大家不滿意就不聯絡

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素肚

想度？

你還跟年輕人一樣聊到天荒地老沒東西療在約出來見面

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對方都先跑了拉

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建議你大約三個禮拜要開始攻略

我這年紀大約1個多月

請保持熱度

人家18 歲社會經歷不夠多會防範

聊到真的跟對方卸下心防才會見面

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你都快40了

才兩天

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18歲哪有在防範的拉

成年就是這樣啦

一堆約了比真田還快好嗎

直接約見最快了

見面後第一印象不佳大家就不要浪費大家時間

繼續找目標

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所以女生幾歲

都快40 哪這麼多時間聊幾個月

27⋯⋯

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直接見面第一印象跟相處感覺

跟我差不多

比網路聊還實際

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整天都在po 孤單吃

結果約妹都不敢

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我第一個禮拜天就約了

等等就傳ㄩㄇ！

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不過外表不是我的菜

是男人第一次約見就給她奶抓下去

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直接帶她去買新衣服因為穿得太像國中生

換新衣服我都高潮了

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直接牽手抱抱試試看感覺

都有先問過她

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她都說好

牽一小段距離去打保齡球

打一打吃個賣噹噹還能說笑話給她聽

我要優質的情感交流！

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優你妹你的線都被自己剪斷了

優質的戀愛就在這

挑剔仔

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又剛

真像電影的場景

香港古惑仔

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肥宅的慰藉

這時間還有雞排吃

通常都關店了

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